Liberals afraid of U.S. values

I’m the liberal-progressive’s worst nightmare. I’m an American.

I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some liberal governmental functionary.

I think owning a gun doesn’t make you a killer, it makes you a smart American.

I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything.

I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, do it in English.

I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God however they wish.
My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers and whoever canceled “Jerry Springer.”
I don’t hate the rich. I don’t pity the poor.
I’ve never owned a slave, nor was a slave; I haven’t burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turkey.

I think the cops have the right to pull you over if you’re breaking the law, regardless of what color you are.
I don’t mind having my face shown on my driver’s license. I think it’s good. And I’m proud that “God” is written on my money.

I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don’t want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the next four years.
I believe that it doesn’t take a village to raise a child, it takes two parents.

I believe “illegal” is illegal no matter what the lawyers think.
If this makes me a bad American, then yes, I’m a bad American.